What happened to you photoshop? You used to just make skin tones even, but now…. well NOW I don’t even look like myself anymore.
What’s the point of showing up for work? I should just send in a photo of my head. But even that would get photoshopped!
On the positive side I guess I don’t have to goto the gym anymore…

What is real and what is photoshop will soon be a philosophy major.. xxx