Party Time’s Over…2013 Resolutions


Jocette Coote- Get out from under the disco ball and time to fly straight for 2013
Jocette Coote- Get out from under the disco ball and time to fly straight for 2013

Hopefully this party season didn’t have your nose constantly buried in the book of bad ideas but if it did then welcome to 2013 my bleary eyed children, the skin under your eyes must look like Hugh Hefner’s ball sack by now. Indeed, NOT a vision of beauty.

Time to step out from under that shiny disco ball….put down that red bull… And deal with that shiny oil slick skin and greasy hair you’ve been hiding under your hipster geek hat and scrub your face like it’s a crime scene.

Now you’re wearing a fat suit with all that excess drinking and eating, with the breath of an off shore racing camel, road map eyes and a feeling that you need to take a bath with a toaster attached to the main power supply.
But don’t despair, its New Years resolution time! When the guilty can give their conscience a break, and at least have some ‘high’ expectations of yourself for your 2013.

Get rid of all those bad influences, out with the bad and in with the good.

My top nasties to get rid of are SMOKING…I don’t need to tell you why…. YOU KNOW WHY….just smell your hair and look at those nasty little yellow teeth… Yuck!

Time to get rid of BAD FRIENDS and people who don’t raise you up and treat you like you deserve to be treated. Toxic people can be worse for you than leading a toxic life. Some people are drama lamas… Leave them to it.

Time to step away from reality TV and just get back to YOUR reality….

Remember what you put into your body, is what you get out of it and don’t get me wrong I’m not telling you to start activating your almonds here or start drinking litres of organic green tea…I’m no hypocrite….. Just start making healthier choices here and there…. Have a side salad instead of the fries…. Sparkling water rather than coke? Easy.

And go and get some exercise…. no brainer there.

And last of all, stop being a hater….

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