Happy Thanksgiving to all my fashionista friends and family on the internet. So we all won’t have Karl Lagerfeld or a pack of waif-like supermodels barley eating on our turkey tables this year, but there’s still plenty to be thankful for.

This one is from is my favorite fashion illustrator Danny Roberts- he is so talented.

According to the Calorie Control Council, the average American will consume 4,500 calories and 229 grams of fat on Thanksgiving day. That’s enough calories to last me for two or three days just in one sitting and a weeks supply of fat intake. Kinda gross!

So wish me luck at my very first thanksgiving dinner this weekend, I’m sure I’ll be leaving my designer skinny jeans at home. There’s no chance without stretch pants. Consumption of the mass quantities begins.